Former NHL enforcer Tie Domi moved his act from the TSN analyst seat to the sitcom stage this season with a debut on Showcase’s Rent-A-Goalie series Nov. 4.
Here are his top 10 lines from that 30-minute episode, in which he played himself seeking a rental goalie for a charity game.
10. I don’t want to deal with that little suck anyway.
9. I don’t like artists. Period.
8. Take the blankee off my head…now!
7. S—burst disrespected my hands.
6. Kid’s ass is grass, Cake.
5. Did you ever have your Christmas dinner through a straw?
4. Hey Cake, you puss, eh!
3. Nice place. Who did the drywall?
2. I don’t have a hand problem.
1. Is my head really that big?
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