Say What?!? – Oct. 24

“My vertical jump went up five inches. I can probably get my elbow on the rim like Vince Carter.”

– Oilers winger Dustin Penner joking about the results of dropping a few pounds this summer. The 27-year-old is listed at 6-foot-4, 245 pounds.

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