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Loose Change: Top 12 free association names



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Like The Fixx have always said, “one thing leads to another.”

I believe they were actually talking about either a cheating lover or the dynamics of professional dominoes, but still, the words ring kind of prophetically true.

Some words, naturally and mysteriously, lead to others. You say “Simon”, I say “Garfunkel.” You say “Black” and I say “Decker.” You say “rutabaga” and I… just flash a blank stare (come on…“rutabaga”??)

There are also some names you see (at least I do) that beg a response. Herein, the 12 hockey player names that continually get my brain moving and confirm to my doctors that (for a few minutes, at least) the comatose segment of my disease has passed.

TOP 12 FREE ASSOCIATION HOCKEY NAMES:

12 Shane “Please Wear That Sexy” Hnidy

11 Keith “Lost My House To A” Carney

10 Brent” It's Red and Itchy and It” Burns

9 Ruslan “Mustang” Salei

8 Trevor “Take Three Tablets” Daley

7 Ryan “All My Tapes are” Bayda

6 Ryan “I Don't Really Think I” Suter

5 Rico “Can You Get Any” Fata

4 Martin “Ride the Bus To” Skoula

3 Kurt “I Think the Milk's Gone” Sauer

2 Luc “I Am Your Father” Bourdon

1 Andrei “Lazy” Zyuzin

Charlie Teljeur, creator of THN's hockeysockpuppettheatre, brings you Loose Change every Tuesday and Friday only on thehockeynews.com.

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