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CuJo says> Hey all!

BIGAPPLE says> hey

ImAShark says> Hey

Flamer says> How’s it hanging

LEAFY says> wazzup !!!!

Cujo says> did u c pics of my swiss trip?

BIGAPPLE says> yer hot

ImAShark says> mondo hot!

Flamer says> H A W T !

LEAFY says> I THINK YER CUTE !!!!

CuJo says> like the medal i won?

BIGAPPLE says> yer a star

ImAShark says> cool

Flamer says> gold is your color

LEAFY says> DO U THINK I’M HAWT????

CuJo says> kinda sad now :( tho

BIGAPPLE says> I CAN MAKE U HAPPY ;)

ImAShark says> no way.

Flamer says> Y. what up?

LEAFY says> I’m always sad…

CuJo says> I have no where 2 live now. I need a job

LEAFY says> IF ITZ A JOB YOU WANT I CAN ;) GIVE YOU THE KIND OF ;) JOB YER LOOKI………..

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BIGAPPLE says> what a jerk.

ImAShark says> hey speaking of jerks. I HAVE JUST THE THING ;) YOU MIGHT BE ;) ;) UP ;) FOR… I’M SENDING YOU A PIC OF…

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Flamer says>
dudes try WAY too hard

CuJo says> ya. Whats with dat?

Flamer says> have you seen the losers they hang with

CuJo says> I heard some junk but is it bad

Flamer says> pretty sad really.

BIGAPPLE says> have u seen the dudes house?

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LEAFY2 says> WAZZUP!!!! :O

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CuJo says> wanna know a secret? I used to have this thing for LEAFY. Ewwww!!

Flamer says> I think you may need glasses CuJo.

BIGAPPLE says> NO WAY. HE’S GROSS!

CuJo says> yeah. He used to be all up in my face and telling me how he could make me all happy and stuff. I ended moving to Detroit but that didn’t work out either

Flamer says> been there a couple of times. Can’t say I like the place

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CoolSuperLeafLegend says> hey all. Just got back from benchpressing cars and saving baby seals and stuff. Wazzup?

SanHOSE-A says> my computer froze up.

CuJo says> you guys are scammers. get lost!

SanHOSE-A says> CuJo. I just think u and I are great 2 gether. Here. I’ll send you a pic of my….

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CoolSuperLeafLegend says> I KNOW you still have feelings for me. Admit it

CuJo says> that is SOOOO Pat Quinn to say

Flamer says> leave CuJo alone dude. Go back to your star trek marathon on the space network..

CoolSuperLeafLegend says> IT’S ON THESPACENETWORK ASS….

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Flamer says> the meds are there for a reason dude.

CuJo says> yah LOL

Flamer says> hey BIGAPPLE you still here?

Flamer says> dude?

Flamer says>
dude?

Flamer says> guess he’s gone

CuJo says> he’s a little weird anyway. All suits and stuff. LOOK AT ME. I LIVE IN A STUDIO APARTMENT. I’M SO COOL. LMAO.

BIGAPPLE says> I HEARD THAT!! YER AN OLD HAG! WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANYWAY! EVEN YER MOVIE SUCKED! I WOULDN’T WANT YOU TO BE WITH ME ANYWAY! PROBABLY HAVE SOME SWISS DISEASE FROM WHEN YOU WERE …

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CuJo says> whoa. Dude’s a little intense.

Flamer says> ya think?

Flamer says> living in a big city can do that 2 U

CuJo says> I guess so.

CuJo says> So tell me about Calgary…

Flamer says> u like horses?

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