Seattle Kraken Googly-Eyed

What If Kraken Teammates Adopted Brandon Tanev's "Seen A Ghost" Face?

It's late June, the most barren period on the hockey calendar, and I'm running low on ideas.

Oh, heck, who am I kidding? I'm out. Com. Plete. Ly. Out. I mean, the bottom of the barrel just texted me: "I got nothin'."

I could have resorted to a listicle: "Top 5 Seattle Kraken Shoe Sizes." Or clickbait: "This One Weird Trick Keeps Buoy's Hair From Falling Out." (Actually, I could make use of that one.)

Anyway, I decided to go with hard-hitting photojournalism. So, without further ado, we visually answer the burning question, "What Would Other Seattle Kraken Look Like With Brandon Tanev's Googly Eyes?" Enjoy!

Editor's Note: The original photos were taken by USA Today photographers Stephen Brashear, Steven Bisig, Jason Mowry, Stephen R. Sylvanie, Jasen Vinlove, Christopher Hanewinckel, and Sergei Belski.

To each of these fine individuals, may I express my deepest apologies.