Mar 18, 2025; Vancouver, British Columbia, CAN; Vancouver Canucks forward Pius Suter (24) and forward Jake DeBrusk (74) and defenseman Marcus Pettersson (29) and defenseman Filip Hronek (17) and forward Kiefer Sherwood (44) celebrate a goal scored by Suter against the Winnipeg Jets in the second period at Rogers Arena. Mandatory Credit: Bob Frid-Imagn Images [https://deweb-519a7.b-cdn.net/post-images/6aaf5aba-0848-4ec4-b715-1fed4b3640bf.jpeg] Mar 18, 2025; Vancouver, British Columbia, CAN; Vancouver Canucks forward Pius Suter (24) and forward Jake DeBrusk (74) and defenseman Marcus Pettersson (29) and defenseman Filip Hronek (17) and forward Kiefer Sherwood (44) celebrate a goal scored by Suter against the Winnipeg Jets in the second period at Rogers Arena. Mandatory Credit: Bob Frid-Imagn Images Happy April Fools’ Day Vancouver Canucks [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouver-canucks] fans! To celebrate, we’ve compiled a list of nonsensical headlines for some of the 2024–25 Canucks. 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Miller Jake DeBrusk [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouver-canucks/players/after-57-games-what-do-canucks-jake-debrusks-home-vs-road-stats-look-like] Scores DeGame Winning Goal Against Casey DeSmith [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouver-canucks/players/2023-24-vancouver-canucks-player-review-casey-desmith] As DeCanucks Win Against DeStars Thatcher Demko [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouver-canucks/analysis/thatcher-demkos-journey-to-100-wins] Dresses In A Bubble Suit Mid-Game In Order To Truly Become “Bubble Demko” Conor Garland [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouver-canucks/players/a-sharks-tale-for-canucks-conor-garland] Fulfills Lifelong Dream By Requesting To Be Traded To The San Jose Sharks [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/san-jose-sharks/] Nils Höglander Scores Michigan Goal While Riding A Unicycle [https://x.com/YahooSportsNHL/status/1196172211620581377] Quinn Hughes [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouver-canucks/latest-news/breaking-canucks-quinn-hughes-hits-400-points-against-the-rangers] Fights Head Coach Rick Tocchet After Being Given Less Than 20 Minutes [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouver-canucks/latest-news/how-many-minutes-has-canucks-captain-quinn-hughes-played-this-season] Of Ice Time In One Game Kevin Lankinen [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouver-canucks/players/trust-your-game-how-canucks-goaltender-kevin-lankinen-elevated-his-play-with-a-new-team] and Quinn Hughes Start A Canucks Book Club Jonathan Lekkerimäki [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouver-canucks/news/jonathan-lekkerim%C3%A4ki-named-mvp-as-sweden-captures-silver-at-the-2024-world-juniors] Scores 70 Points In Eight Games To Lead All Rookies In Scoring, Wins 2024–25 Calder Memorial Trophy Tyler Myers [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouver-canucks/players/very-proud-to-be-a-canuck-tyler-myers-discusses-re-signing-in-vancouver-the-upcoming-2024-25-season1] Gets Suspended For Cross-Checking Again [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouver-canucks/canucks-tyler-myers-suspended-for-three-games], Canucks Release A Statement [https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/oilers-release-statement-on-connor-mcdavids-suspension/] Elias Pettersson [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouver-canucks/canucks-elias-pettersson-has-stepped-up-his-faceoff-game-since-the-jt-miller-trade] Switches Places With Elias Pettersson (D), Becoming The Second Canuck Named Elias Pettersson To Play On Defense Elias Pettersson (D) [https://thehockeynews.com/news/canucks-new-elias-pettersson-is-a-welcome-distraction-from-the-trade-drama] Switches To Forward, Becomes The Second Player Named Elias Pettersson To Play Forward Defenseman Marcus Pettersson [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouver-canucks/players/were-in-a-dogfight-so-to-speak-and-were-up-for-the-challenge-marcus-pettersson-discusses-his-first-month-with-the-vancouver-canucks] Legally Changes First Name To “Elias,” Becomes The Third Player Named Elias Pettersson To Play For The Canucks Aatu Räty [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouver-canucks/canucks-prospect-r%C3%A4ty-named-ahl-player-of-the-week] Scores 20 Goals In One Game To Become Canucks’ Leading Scorer This Season NHL Season Hit Record Broken As Will Cuylle Makes 200 Hits In One Game To Surpass Kiefer Sherwood [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouver-canucks/breaking-records-canucks-kiefer-sherwood-smashes-nhl-season-hit-record-versus-new-york]’s Current Record Of 422 Artūrs Šilovs [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouver-canucks/players/2023-24-vancouver-canucks-player-review-art%C5%ABrs-%C5%A1ilovs] Spotted Wearing His Pink Playoff Shirt At A Nightclub In Riga [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnx13J04cZY] After A Hot Streak, Canucks Sign Pius Suter [https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouver-canucks/players/a-key-pius-of-the-canucks-puzzle] To A 12-year, $12M AAV Contract Make sure you bookmark THN's Vancouver Canucks site and add us to your favourites on Google News [https://news.google.com/publications/CAAqBwgKMK-q0gsw7sXpAw/sections/CAQqEAgAKgcICjCvqtILMO7F6QMwr-DfCA?hl=en-CA&gl=CA&ceid=CA%3Aen] for the latest news, exclusive interviews, breakdowns, and so much more. 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