One April Fools’ Day Headline For Each Of The Vancouver Canucks
Mar 18, 2025; Vancouver, British Columbia, CAN; Vancouver Canucks forward Pius Suter (24) and forward Jake DeBrusk (74) and defenseman Marcus Pettersson (29) and defenseman Filip Hronek (17) and forward Kiefer Sherwood (44) celebrate a goal scored by Suter against the Winnipeg Jets in the second period at Rogers Arena. Mandatory Credit: Bob Frid-Imagn ImagesHappy April Fools’ Day Vancouver Canucks fans! To celebrate, we’ve compiled a list of nonsensical headlines for some of the 2024–25 Canucks.
Note: these headlines were created for satirical purposes. Please don’t take them seriously.
Latest From THN’s Vancouver Canucks Site:
After Intensive A.I.-Based Research, Nils Åman Is Named The Least Attractive Player On The Canucks.
Brock Boeser Re-Signs With Vancouver For League-Minimum In Order To Clear Cap Space For The Canucks To Sign Michael Bublé
Canucks Forward Filip Chytil Traded Back To The New York Rangers In Exchange For J.T. Miller
Jake DeBrusk Scores DeGame Winning Goal Against Casey DeSmith As DeCanucks Win Against DeStars
Thatcher Demko Dresses In A Bubble Suit Mid-Game In Order To Truly Become “Bubble Demko”
Conor Garland Fulfills Lifelong Dream By Requesting To Be Traded To The San Jose Sharks
Nils Höglander Scores Michigan Goal While Riding A Unicycle
Quinn Hughes Fights Head Coach Rick Tocchet After Being Given Less Than 20 Minutes Of Ice Time In One Game
Kevin Lankinen and Quinn Hughes Start A Canucks Book Club
Jonathan Lekkerimäki Scores 70 Points In Eight Games To Lead All Rookies In Scoring, Wins 2024–25 Calder Memorial Trophy
Tyler Myers Gets Suspended For Cross-Checking Again, Canucks Release A Statement
Elias Pettersson Switches Places With Elias Pettersson (D), Becoming The Second Canuck Named Elias Pettersson To Play On Defense
Elias Pettersson (D) Switches To Forward, Becomes The Second Player Named Elias Pettersson To Play Forward
Defenseman Marcus Pettersson Legally Changes First Name To “Elias,” Becomes The Third Player Named Elias Pettersson To Play For The Canucks
Aatu Räty Scores 20 Goals In One Game To Become Canucks’ Leading Scorer This Season
NHL Season Hit Record Broken As Will Cuylle Makes 200 Hits In One Game To Surpass Kiefer Sherwood’s Current Record Of 422
Artūrs Šilovs Spotted Wearing His Pink Playoff Shirt At A Nightclub In Riga
After A Hot Streak, Canucks Sign Pius Suter To A 12-year, $12M AAV Contract
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