Wendell Cruz-Imagn ImagesStarting tonight (vs. Montreal) at The Garden and ending on April 15 at Tampa Bay the Rangers conclude one of the most miserable seasons in 100 years.
MSG won't mind too much like the players they're coining dollars hand over Igor Shesterkin. But what about you, the supporting fans, who've kept these Broadway Blunderers in business.
What can you do to close out this seditious Centennial of all Centennial campaigns: Here are a few suggestions:
1. YAY, BUFFALO: The Sabres are making the post-season for the first time in 15 years. This is a remarkable comeback team with a remarkable comeback coach in Lindy Ruff. They could use a few cheers.
2. DOUBLE YAY, ANAHEIM: The Rangers Alumni – Chris Kreider, Jacob Trouba, plus, are gonna be playing for my Cup. I'm pulling for the Quack-Quacks; you'll like their cockamamee sweaters.
3. FIND REMPE: Even though The Skating Giraffe is 6-9, 240 pounds, he always slips through the cracks around this time. A few more disappearing acts and the "Acting People's Choice" will wind up in Hartford for good.
4. A GOOD RANGERS BOOK: My buddies, George Grimm and Sean McCafffey have written the best Blueshirts books. Check them out and order one; you won't regret it.
5. THE MAGIC: Find a Ouija Board and/or Chrystal Ball has guarantees a Ranger playoff in 2027. Place in refrigerator until October.
HEY, IT CAN'T HURT!