The Vancouver Canucks posted six Valentine's Day puns using player's names on Wednesday.
To celebrate Valentine's Day, the Vancouver Canucks released six cards that included puns using player's names. The Canucks were able to incorporate the team's stars and some depth players who have stepped up this season. Here is a ranking of all six puns, with number one being this year's clear winner.
6. You Have A Pius Of My Heart
Pius Suter's pun lands in the sixth spot on this list. This message is a play on "You have a piece of my heart," and just like Suter, it delivers on multiple levels. Overall, it was a solid 7.5/10 and would be a great line to send to a Canucks fan all year long.
5. You're One In A Milsey
"You're One In A Milsey" comes in at number five. The pun using J.T. Miller's name is a great way to tell your significant other that there is no one like them in the World. An 8/10, this message could also be used to tell family members just how much they mean to you.
4. You Com-Petey Me
In fourth place is Elias Pettersson's "You Com-Petey Me." Like Pettersson is to Vancouver, this message tells your significant others how valuable they are to you. With a rating of 8.5/10, this is a sweet pun that should make any Canucks fan feel special.
3. I Have A Hughes Crush On You
In the Bronze Medal position is Quinn Hughes' "I Have A Hughes Crush On You." Simple and to the point, this would be a great pun when asking someone out for the first time. Coming in at a 9/10, the hope is like he does on the ice; Hughes can deliver the ultimate assist in someone's dating life.
2. You Brock My World
In second place is Brock Boeser's "You Brock My World." Show your significant other how special they are to you by comparing them to the special season Boeser is putting together in 2023-24. A 9.5/10, this pun was very close to being number one on this list.
1. I'm Head Over Nils For You
As for the top spot, that goes to "I'm Head Over Nils For You." Not only is it a great pun, but it incorporates two players in Nils Höglander and Nils Åman. A 10/10, one could say it is a pretty Swede message to send someone.
Make sure you bookmark THN's Vancouver Canucks site for the latest news, exclusive interviews, breakdowns, and so much more.
Phil Kessel Has Shaky First Skate With Abbotsford
Canucks Prospect Pool Ranked 18th By The Athletic
The Stats Behind The Game: Canucks 4, Blackhawks 2
Canucks Bringing Phil Kessel To Vancouver
NHL GM Snubs Quinn Hughes By Not Voting Him In Top 10
Jackson Dorrington Helps Northeastern Capture The 2024 Men's Beanpot
